Why Guys Hate Dances

So I was just talking to a good (Female) friend about Prom and I asked her this question. "How come girls whine and complain about needing enough time to get stuff for Prom, but every girl I've talked to so far has gotten their dress the day after they were asked?" She told me about how they probably need to be altered and that takes awhile, but then she confirmed me something that I’ve known for quite awhile. That when a girl brings up how soon a dance is coming up, all she is really saying is that she wants a guy to take notice so he may ask her.

Ok. So why in the world would a girl think that would work? Well I guess steering the conversation to Prom (or any other dance) gets you in the ballpark. But almost every girl does this in a very noticeable way and it makes her seem desperate, which is not a good indication to the guy. So why is this not a good thing to be talking about with a guy? Well, you’re making him feel guilty about not going is definitely going to destroy any chance you have of being asked to the dance. Why is that? Well human beings naturally don’t take pleasure in being told they are doing the wrong thing. As well as now that you’ve ticked off that guy for making him feel bad about himself he makes a mental note to “Never ask that girl to a dance” and when guys have some profound new info. On a girl of course he’s going to tell his buddies. So, in the after math of this train wreck, that girl’s odds are not very good at all that she’s going to that dance, or even the next one. All you girls reading this right now don’t be too mad at me for being an insensitive jerk. Because I’m going to tell you how to get guys thinking that they’ll definitely ask someone. Actually I’m going to use a story to portrait the right way to make a guy feel guilty, without him feeling guilty.

When I was thinking about who I would ask, or even if I was gonna go, to Prom I heard to opinions. For the stories sake we’ll call one girl Lindsay and the other Jane. Now, these are totally made up names to protect the real identity of the girls. So on one hand you have Lindsay saying “You know you really need to ask someone to Prom. If you do you would make her sooo happy. Don’t worry about if she’s happy to go with you, it’s a guarantee she’ll be happy just to be going.” Then the fictional character Jane“YOU HAVE TO ASK A GIRL TO PROM OR SHE IS GOING TO BE AT HOME ON PROM NIGHT BALLING HER EYES OUT AND IT’LL TOTALLY BE ALL YOUR FAULT!!!” Well, after such verbal abuse as that I almost started crying, but I didn’t because I thought “What would Chuck Norris do?” Ya so, after scrutinizing both opinions, who do you think got asked to Prom? I rest my case.

-Signed, a really frustrated dude