Should I laugh....?
I guess laughing at this type of joke is our way of being happy it's not us. I often find my self saying "Why is this happening to me. Can't anything go right in my life?" But what I don't realize is that things frequently do go right. I just don't say "Why is this happening to me. Can't anything go wrong in my life?" So by participating in humorous joke telling it's the time that your taking a step back and having the realization that things are going good in your life right now. For a moment in time you are the main character of the joke, you feel the embaressment and/or pain of the person, and then you just shed off the feelings like a coat. Which explains why they say lauging at jokes is the best way to release stress. It's just the band aid effect for life. And it works everytime. Try it.
P.S. I just wanted to spread some joy and realieve some stress so....
Things to do in the bathroom stall...
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
3. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
4. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
5. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
7. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
8. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
9. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
10. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
11. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
12. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
13. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
14. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
16. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

2 Comments:
Ha ha ha! That was awesome. (This is Lindsay from English...I think you know who I am...) I found your blog through Andrews, and I must say it's quite entertaining! I was laughing outloud at this one. =D I love it! Good job!
oops...I forgot to put the apostrophe on "Andrew's"
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